What a wussie! Back in 1983, we had the most severe Junebug infestation I’ve ever heard of. Our puppy got fat because she would go outside and graze on all the protein… Strange, I haven’t even seen a Junebug in years, I wonder if this sort of thing happens once in a generation.
Our Basset once stole a couple of pounds of pepperoni…causing me to ride my bike back to the store so that mom could finish the pizza party. That dog did not have a grin on her face…
Funny, and here I thought they just consulted one of those magic 8 balls…