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Born in '54 near the pastoral town of Hitchcock in southern Indiana, within earshot of the historic Monon railroad. Admiring my ever-drunk, bar-fighting, battle-scarred WWII veteran uncle, I grew up as a hell-raisin', fist fightin', hard drinkin', drag racin' hooligan. By great fortune, I stumbled upon the teachings of Śri Chaitanya, learned the err of my ways (before any major tragedy, fortunately), culminating to an astonishing visit to the land of Vraja in India. Today, I am now a reclusive, nature-lovin', bird feedin' retired widower, barely living only off of Social Security near the sylvan town of Furnessville in northwest Indiana, within earshot of the historic South Shore Line railway. My final goal now is to try my best to outlive and take care of the stray cat and her three offspring that my beloved late wife and I rescued back in '19. They are the very last of the many, many dogs and cats that we rescued over the years. More than a few regrets, but even more memories.

Recent Comments

  1. 7 minutes ago on Ziggy

    In the fantasy book, “Voyage of the Dawn Treader”, the crew of that ship learn of the nearby “island where dreams come true”. They are eager to go there, until someone points out that it’s not where daydreams come true… it’s where dreams come true. They aggressively avoid that island.

  2. about 21 hours ago on Calvin and Hobbes

    To paraphrase Mark Twain: “If you don’t follow the news, you are uninformed. If you follow the news, you are misinformed.”

  3. 1 day ago on Calvin and Hobbes

    It’s called “yellow journalism”: using sensationalized news stories, unverified claims, and partisan agendas in order increase readership (or viewership) by making people afraid or angry. And to sway elections.

  4. 8 days ago on Peanuts

    “The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few. Or the one.” — Vulcan Proverb

  5. 8 days ago on Pearls Before Swine

    Several years ago, some guy on the radio said he thought “LOL” meant “Lots of Love” (instead of the actual meaning, “Laughing out loud”). So one time he texted someone, “I just heard Aunt Millie died. LOL!”

  6. 12 days ago on Ziggy

    If you never have any expectations, then you’ll never be disappointed.

  7. 13 days ago on Peanuts

    “Depression is a disease. Would you tell someone with cancer to ‘just stop thinking about it’?” A more apt analogy would be telling someone with cancer to “Suck it up, get out of bed and stop having cancer!”

  8. 13 days ago on Drabble

    On June 1st, 2018, I was stopped at a stop sign, sitting on my motorcycle, when a big Dodge Ram 3500 pickup truck turned the corner short and ran right into me. I rode motorcycles for almost 40 years, but never again after that. Too many drivers staring at their phones instead of driving. That motorcycle was my sixth motorcycle, only one month old.

  9. about 1 month ago on Pearls Before Swine
    “I don’t mind if you don’t like my manners. I don’t like ’em myself. They are pretty bad. I grieve over them during long winter evenings.” — Humphrey Bogart as Phillip Marlowe (private eye), in “The Big Sleep” (1946)
  10. about 1 month ago on Non Sequitur

    The only truly carefree time that I had as a child was the summer of ‘64. I was 10 years old, and I stayed with my uncle in the beachside town of Beverly Shores, Indiana. My uncle was either drunk or sleeping, so I had the whole summer with no adult supervision whatsoever. Sometimes he would disappear for days at a time. It’s a good thing he kept cereal in his house.