You know god could have made farts come out of our belly button silently. However he routed gas thru the two biggest hams on the human body, added a little moisture and……………. God definitely has a sense of humor.
My grandad had a recipe for zucchini. He said, get a cutting board, go into the cow pasture & find the freshest, warmest still steaming cow pie available, spread that onto the cutting board, fillet your zucchini, place those fillets onto the cutting board, wrap the entire thing with tin foil & bake at 400 degrees for 30 minutes.Remove from oven, unwrap, throw the zucchini into the trash & eat the board.
NAH! We’re GREAT!