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Former teacher, author, warehouse grunt.

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  1. 1 day ago on Tank McNamara

    I’ve read that dogs can’t digest chocolate and it just sits in their GI tract. If they keep getting it, it accumulates until it blocks something. As for turkey: the bones aren’t good for dogs because they will splinter, get swallowed, and pierce the stomach or intestines. However, pull the meat off the bones and turkey is is fine. The fat dwon’t hurt them if it’s just a snack or two.

  2. 6 days ago on Doonesbury

    “Well, you know, Man o’ War, after they retired him from racing, they put him out to stud. And he had an average of about a hundred and twenty, a hundred and thirty foals a year, and he lived to be thirty-six. And then when he died, they did an autopsy, and they found out that he was a raving queen.” Trapper John in M*A*S*H

  3. 9 days ago on Pearls Before Swine

    One time I took my wife to the doctor. She could barely walk, her pain level was about a 9.5. The nurse asked her how she was feeling, and she replied, in a voice dripping with agony, “Fine.” I immediately spoke up: “You are not fine! You’re in agony and you’re just hoping for some relief.”

  4. 9 days ago on Pearls Before Swine

    My favorite response: “So far, so good, but the day is young.”

  5. 11 days ago on Ripley's Believe It or Not

    That was one of our favorite college classes—anatomy by Braille.

  6. 17 days ago on Pearls Before Swine

    And the UPS guy!

  7. 18 days ago on Luann

    It seems most if not all oof you missed Kip’s compliment to Tiff a few strips ago—he thinks se looks just fine at her current weight.

  8. 18 days ago on For Better or For Worse

    Now, more than fifty years after four years of dorm life, two of my three best friends I met in the dorm. Dorm life expands your social circle and educates you on how to life with people you ordinarily wouldn’t even meet.

  9. 18 days ago on Non Sequitur

    If money is finite, then every dollar that goes to one person or group is one taken from another person or group. Tax breaks that assure the rich have more money in their pockets also assure that everyone not rich has less money, and therefore moves farther away from that status. Rank and file Republicans cannot grasp this concept, or choose not to.

  10. 18 days ago on For Better or For Worse

    Mike is a sound sleeper. When I was in college (and ever night since) the noise of the key in the lock and the door opening would have awakened me.