Reminds me of an old Paul Lynde joke on Hollywood Squares. The question was something like “According to Masters and Johnson” (or Dr. Joyce Brothers, I can’t remember which) “what is the number one thing a wife should never do in the bedroom?” And Paul Lynde said: “Point and laugh.”
I don’t remember what the actual correct answer was revealed to be.
I figured it out, but even so, as a kid I figured the use of “of” in that context was just an “old lady” thing – as in, only old ladies ever said that. Everybody else said “to” and there was no confusion.
I would have liked that!! (Whenever I took to daydreaming in my elementary school science class, I’d be poring over the periodic table, and I got to memorize a lot of the elements – definitely the first 12 for sure. When my high school chemistry teacher started a “find the element” type game on one of the first days of 11th grade chemistry, he was amazed at how quickly I “found” them, LOL!!!)
“And I’m getting the feeling that G& K are using this arc to “make-over” Luann. AGAIN.” I’m getting the feeling they’ve run out of ideas and are stalling.
Okay, a Google search revealed that the question actually asked what TWO things a wife should never do in the bedroom, according to Ann Landers.
I still didn’t find the actual answer.