Recent Comments

1. 2 months ago on Pickles

   I didn’t have any friends when I was little, so my Mom would put a piece of baloney on a string and hang it around my neck so that the dog would play with me.

2. 8 months ago on Shoe

   I use to be a General Nuisance, but my wife demoted me to a Major Disappointment.

3. 8 months ago on Geech

   OK, thanks!

4. 8 months ago on Geech

   This strip started on July 19, 1982.

5. about 1 year ago on Brewster Rockit

   Zandor is young and foolish…He’ll never make lieutenant, much less flight chief. Those are the instructions for turning a computer into a toaster.

6. over 1 year ago on Brewster Rockit

   I won the lottery once. So, I spoke with my financial advisor.He recommended that I take all my winnings and buy 3 more tickets.

7. over 1 year ago on Herman

   The new neighbors should have used the Acme Movers & Packers, originally from Chicago. A few years later they moved to Green Bay and shortened their name to “Packers”.

8. over 1 year ago on Shoe

   I understand that the Affordable Care Plan has almost enough money to buy Get-Well-Cards for about half of the sick people.

9. almost 2 years ago on Brewster Rockit

   They relaxed that rule where I used to work. They don’t kill you anymore. They just lock your head in a safe at night.

10. over 2 years ago on Brewster Rockit

    They hit continuously! It’s the principle behind Meteor Burst Communications. There actually are radios which can talk around the world.