Wife wakes up and catches her husband trying to sneak in at 4:30 AM.“Where have you been?” She asks.“Well, I hope you can forgive me, Dear. I stopped off after work to have a drink. I started talking to this pretty young Lady, one thing led to another, and I went to her house and spent the night. I am SO sorry”She whopped him in the head and said, “You no good, rotten so-and-so you’ve been to Midnight Bowling again!”
16 times that many are stolen in denver every year!