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Just wait one day. Or even ~200.
He’s got only fans.
There can’t. The definition of anniversary is "the date on which an event took place in a previous year.
Anniversary means every year. You can’t have an anniversary after less than 365 days.
His mustache is back already?
That shark is way to big to be in water that shallow, especially at that angle.
Or you could just do “The Black Hand”.
“…so that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who know neither victory or defeat.”-Theodore Roosevelt.
Just post actuarial tables calculating when their favorite celebrities will statistically die.
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