I am unashamed of the gospel of Christ.
Liver and onions is a favorite of mine.
Branch offices opening in a supermax near you.
I doubt there’s a woman besides his mother that would put up with the fink…
That makes about as much sense as some of the schemes our politicians have come up with…
I no longer commemorate the anniversary of my natal event with a cake and presents. I’d just as soon have a slice of pie and the company my wife and friends for a dinner out some place.
My mother would cook a pork chop until it was nearly the consistency of jerky. Her philosophy was the same as her mother’s. Cook it until it’s done and then cook it a little bit more.
Umm. No thank you. I’ll pass.
“I’m going to be nice to you even if it kills you Gunther…”
I’m fairly sure Arlene finds Garfield “trying”
I sometimes feel like texting Dear Sanity myself…