Recent Comments

1. 13 days ago on Nancy Classics

   I love the cigarette. “Now stand close by while I spray some very flammable, very toxic bug killer.”

2. 16 days ago on JumpStart

   . . . and extend his auto warranty.

3. 17 days ago on JumpStart

   I’d love to see a team-up of Haas and Carla Ruiz.

4. 17 days ago on Ink Pen

   I don’t know what I’d rather not be: a “Dagwood” or a “Bumstead.”

5. 17 days ago on Brewster Rockit

   We just figured out how to kill faster and more efficiently.

6. 18 days ago on Mike du Jour

   SCORE!

7. 19 days ago on Brewster Rockit

   I sense some bitterness in your reply.

8. 20 days ago on Brewster Rockit

   “As democracy is perfected, the office of president represents, more and more closely, the inner soul of the people. On some great and glorious day the plain folks of the land will reach their heart’s desire at last and the White House will be adorned by a downright moron.” – HL Mencken

9. 22 days ago on Skin Horse

   Forget the Oxford English Dictionary. I’m ready to start using it now. Boobage!

10. 23 days ago on Garfield

    I dunno about that. I would assume that if Garfield was still “intact” when Jon started dating Liz, who’s a veterinarian, then she would have insisted he do something about that. Arlene would be in for a big disappointment.