Each cart should have it’s own shriek canceling systems (sound baffled child muzzle?). Or an antibacterial anesthetizing ball pit at the entrance to the mega stores. Oh, oh! A noise measuring system that increases the price of your shopping if it’s child noisy whilst lowering the price of people who have to listen to it.
Interesting. I still have the same Casio scuba watch for 20+ years. It’s still flexible and has a double hole clasp for a secure fit. If the Apple watch fit as well, they’d sell less replacements. Now that’s capitalism.
5 points for making this a Dad joke.