Oof. As an identical twin, I just know that one will go by John or Jon, and the other by Wendell, later on in life. I can also say that those poor, sweet little kiddos are, indeed, going to have an identity crisis if they’re constantly raised as the same person when – shocker – they’re not. Bunny, darling, I understand your enthusiasm, and matching clothes and even haircuts is fine, but EVERYTHING is just a tad panic inducing. I know you mean well, darling, but do treat them as individuals at some point, please.
Awesome limerick!!