And then he’ll christen EVERYTHING! “Mine, mine, MINE!”
Wow…just like Shirley & Son! Sadly, in real life this happens MUCH too often. Hope IDog will be OK!
The next suggestions from the clerk, “Cut it into little pieces! Toss it in the fireplace! I don’t care! I WANT MY COMMISSION!!”
Now those are all on your phone. She’d need a bigger phone, then!
Those wiggly eyes are cute! But I put some mini ones on a kid’s cake, and he freaked out! “MOMM-EE! The cake’s ALIVE!!”
Add a jumbo-sized Reese’s Cup, and a 32-ounce cola, and she’d be in Hog Heaven!!
Then I order online, pay 500% MORE (FOR “fees & Delivery charges”), and get the sizes & colors I originally wanted. Ah, Happy Holidays, buying for ME!
Not a criticism; I LOVE this comic. But does Stan EVER open his eyes?
Normally, yes. My kid, instead of the milk & apple slices, wants a SECOND Kiddie Fries and a milkshake (he gets it, too…I’m a pushover)!
Yes…and can constantly say, “No, no, NO! You’re STILL doing it WRONG!!”
And then he’ll christen EVERYTHING! “Mine, mine, MINE!”