“Ah, wish I could be free like you, and just let myself go! But I have self-esteem, so…”
Two hunters. One archeologist: with his sifting colander hat and fine broom he’ll find more dinosaurs!
Yep, you thought you married Miss Right. Instead, you got Miss Always Right!
Eh, give him a pair of spurs! No, no, not the PONY! Give them to RORY!
Yeah, but then, to quote another fine comic, “Copyright Infringement!”
Actually Googled the drink then realized you were just making that up! Good one!
Yech! The crawlies that could be living in an old mattress from the alley!
Nah, same nasty, vinegary stuff. I like my fries salty and that’s IT!
Make the kid a turkey & Swiss croissant one time, Mom, and he’ll stop complaining about the PB&J. (“What the heck is THIS??”)
Corky will be looking in his neighbor’s window every day, sighing mournfully!
“Ah, wish I could be free like you, and just let myself go! But I have self-esteem, so…”