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1. about 9 hours ago on Phoebe and Her Unicorn

   If they met Bill, who claims that Marigold is evil, then they might have a connection with the guy…or two!

2. 1 day ago on Phoebe and Her Unicorn

   evil 1: “Of course there are! All funds go to charities for the evils who need help in being evil.”

   Phoebe: “Aren’t charities and helping people good things?”

   evil 2: “Oh, no, she has foiled us yet again!”

   evil 1: “Do not worry, my fellow evil. There is one way we can stop this.”

   evil 2: “NO! DO NOT DO IT! I CANNOT BE evil WITHOUT MY FELLOW evil AT MY SIDE!”

   Phoebe: “Let me guess: One of you evil is turning into a marketable plushie.”

   evil 1: (stops transforming) “Wait, how did you know?”

   Phoebe: “I have a unicorn for a best friend. She’s shown me a lot, so a pretty much know what to expect.”

3. 1 day ago on Buckles

   I like to believe that Buckles was asleep on the carpet before Paul and Jill decided to snuggle up on the couch. They decided to follow suit in enjoying the quiet joy they can share in this wonderful holiday.

4. 1 day ago on Dark Side of the Horse

   Whenever I’m in a bad situation, I’m either serious or silly. Most of the time, I’m the former, but if it involves a certain individual, I’ll be the latter to help him get back up on his feet. Other times, I’ll be too timid to say anything. In a way, I don’t blame Horace, but all the same…

5. 1 day ago on Phoebe and Her Unicorn

   One thing I’ve learned is not to entertain evil. Talking to it and letting it fester in your soul, worrying about it or wanting to enact upon it, will do no one any good. It’s an easy lesson, but when your weakness and temptations make you vulnerable, that’s when evil puts its foot in the door of your temple.

6. 1 day ago on Phoebe and Her Unicorn

   This one made me chuckle! XD

7. 1 day ago on Phoebe and Her Unicorn

   You have been caught in 4k. You will now be placed into a containment cell made of melted down unicorn horns shed from the unicorns of old.

8. 1 day ago on Phoebe and Her Unicorn

   If they start making clever jokes and puns, they’ll be promoted to the Dark Side of the Horse.

9. 1 day ago on Phoebe and Her Unicorn

   Though they take up less space, they’re still the same mass. Unless someone proves me wrong, the evil are just as evil as they were before.

10. 1 day ago on Phoebe and Her Unicorn

    “I knew I should’ve gotten the turbo.”