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But the Knicks, they put the shackles on him, man, you know, on his whole game. They locked him up, like in a straitjacket or something. You know what they called him? Jesus. That's what they called him-- Jesus. 'Cause he was the truth. Then the white media got a hold of it. Then they got to call him Black Jesus. He can't just be Jesus. He got to be Black Jesus. You know, but still... he was the truth. So that's the real reason why you got your name. Not Jesus of the Bible, Jesus of North Philadelphia. Jesus of the playgrounds. That's the truth, son.

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  1. 24 days ago on Pearls Before Swine

    Who in thunket is Will?

  2. about 1 month ago on Pearls Before Swine

    Deuteronomy 32:4: “A God of truth and without iniquity, just and right is he.”

  3. 4 months ago on Big Nate

    “Giant man or short king?”

    Kim: yes

  4. 5 months ago on Big Nate

    6/18/13

  5. 5 months ago on Big Nate

    To be fair, that would be a much better pitch for someone who’s not under five feet tall.

  6. 5 months ago on Pearls Before Swine

    You are correct. The point I was raising is the common conservative viewpoint that platforms like Twitter could one day become powerful enough that getting banned from them, regardless of what the Constitution stipulates, would undermine the principle of free speech. To be clear, I disagree with this, and only brought it up to point out how we’re not anywhere near the point where social media companies possess absolute power.

  7. 5 months ago on Pearls Before Swine

    This! Publishers have every right to restrict material they view to be offensive or that no longer reflect society’s values, and usually, they exercise that right responsibly (i.e. pulling Dr. Seuss books with racist imagery from publication). Same goes for various other platforms like Twitter. The only reason why these platforms maybe shouldn’t be allowed to do this is if they become so powerful that pulling these ideas amounts to completely quashing the right of free speech, which is why we have the First Amendment to restrict our government (arguably some of the speech currently getting banned shouldn’t even be protected under the First Amendment, but that’s another matter). And judging by the amount of complaining I’ve heard about this topic, we’re not there yet with any other entity. So if you want to have a book published and it gets rejected due to offensiveness, then find another publisher. If that publisher rejects it, find another publisher. If every publisher in the country rejects it, post it on Twitter in 280-character installments. And if you get banned from Twitter, either organize a protest or maybe reevaluate your life. Because if you wrote something so racist/sexist/homophobic/unappealing/insensitive that absolutely no one wants to give you a platform… you’re exactly living in an Orwell novel, all right? to paraphrase our favorite Chiefs fan, “It’s you, hi, you’re the problem, it’s you.”

  8. 6 months ago on Pearls Before Swine

    This does sound like Pastis watched too much Fox News or something, but this is actually based on the Jayson Blair controversy, where a New York Times foreign correspondent got in huge trouble for fabricating stories. Now, the Times is generally a reliable source of news and the Blair incident doesn’t really reflect on the paper at large (especially 20 years later, lol) but I think Rat’s line was fair enough satire considering Pastis was probably exaggerating for the sake of the joke.

  9. 6 months ago on Pearls Before Swine

    Love how they misspelled Stephen’s name.

  10. 6 months ago on Pearls Before Swine

    Well, I would say Darth Revan’s notifications have been thoroughly overloaded.