Recent Comments

1. about 9 hours ago on JumpStart

   ruining a perfect holiday: watching sports.

2. about 9 hours ago on Shoe

   the argument ended when i asked her why she didn’t leave the seat UP.

3. 3 days ago on For Better or For Worse

   i retired from the navy in 1993. the ironing board hasn’t moved from behind the spare room’s door since. i have no idea where the iron is.

4. 3 days ago on JumpStart

   my dad told me how he dealt with a bully, using a pair of scissors (see the prison scene in “Midnight Express”). it worked, never saw the kid again, and Nobody bothered me for rest of high school.

5. 3 days ago on Non Sequitur

   i was looking forward to a nice luscious baked ham. i haven’t even tried one since a plane wreck with a full load of fuel and 44 souls burned on the up-wind end of the NAS i was at. 1976. and i don’t like turkey, or white meat of any bird. MacD’s fixation on chicken breast puzzles me.

6. 4 days ago on Pearls Before Swine

   and most deservedly so, as well.

7. 5 days ago on Pearls Before Swine

   the local saint pius X convent closed decades ago, and sent the few remaining nuns to a va bch nursing home. used to be old hookers would join when their looks faded, but crack ruined that. the school is struggling, too, no new corporal punishment techs, now.

8. 5 days ago on The Dinette Set

   this, after seeing the “80%” beef in MalWart. just right out there telling you one-fifth of what hamburger you’re buying is pure fat—maybe. makes my mouth water.

9. 5 days ago on JumpStart

   Ho Ho HO, Green Giant!

10. 5 days ago on Non Sequitur

    when i was young, there were jokes about the unscrupulous real estate con-artists selling swampland in florida. then years later disney world opened.