“Hello. I’m from the government and I’m here to help you.”
Molly Volley is such a great name for a tennis player.
I have yet to hear anyone say the worm should have been RFK’s running mate.
How long am I supposed to resist the temptation to make a joke about presidents and teleprompters?
I know it’s trite to blame everything on my mom so I work hard not to. Except on Mother’s Day when everything is her fault.
This reminds me of a joke about when the Dalai Lama ordered a hot dog. He said “Give me one with everything.”
In this case its a kind word and a fire extinguisher .
Presumably an ejection seat wouldn’t work because he could just fly away.
Like Napoleon returning from exile.
How many patients did the doctor use up before he got it right?
“Hello. I’m from the government and I’m here to help you.”