Recent Comments

1. about 15 hours ago on Adam@Home

   I hope that the dog’s bottom is clean. But they pass gas anyway.

2. 2 days ago on Aunty Acid

   Not that I would ever dare to question the Lord’s work, but I wonder why he didn’t allow our bladders to let us sleep for more than 2 or 3 hours.

3. 3 days ago on Non Sequitur

   Horse rectal afterburners might have saved them.

4. 4 days ago on Reality Check

   Ned Flanders told his ex-wife “No Footlongs” before she went out for snax at the ballgame. She replied “They embarrass you” (or something similar), which is very suggestive of Ned’s anatomy.

5. 4 days ago on Stone Soup

   What’s wrong with (living) bodies, anyway?

6. 5 days ago on Broom Hilda

   …as Calamity Jane would do. (There is a real town called Deadwood in the Black Hills national forest, South Dakota).

7. 5 days ago on Adam@Home

   Davey Crockett the Second! (But they needed him [DC 1] at The Alamo). I’m Fess’n up, DC was popular when I was in High School (? your Middle School, before College).

8. 5 days ago on B.C.

   It may be hair from the larger spiders, perhaps?

9. 5 days ago on B.C.

   Fresh meat for any attempts at French or Asian cooking.

10. 5 days ago on Arlo and Janis

    Back in the 50’s in Oz, we were afraid of girls, and didn’t know how to approach them (and we still are). We didn’t know if they were interested in us. And we didn’t have any money, anyway. I was too afraid to approach a girl.