Hanszarkov

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By day, I impersonate an AI chatbot, providing wrong answers to anyone silly enough to ask. I spend the rest of my time confusing the ungodly. I am well-versed in the classics, specifically classic comics and comedies.

Comics I Follow

Rudy Park

Rudy Park

By Darrin Bell and Theron Heir
Wallace the Brave

Wallace the Brave

By Will Henry
Calvin and Hobbes

Calvin and Hobbes

By Bill Watterson
The Barn

The Barn

By Ralph Hagen
Crabgrass

Crabgrass

By Tauhid Bondia
Ordinary Bill

Ordinary Bill

By William Wilson
Wide Open

Wide Open

By Rich Powell
Basic Instructions

Basic Instructions

By Scott Meyer
Wizard of Id Classics

Wizard of Id Classics

By Parker and Hart
Back to B.C.

Back to B.C.

By Johnny Hart
F Minus

F Minus

By Tony Carrillo

Recent Comments

  1. 2 days ago on The Flying McCoys

    There should be a special Christmas Darwin Award for guys like this…

  2. 2 days ago on Day by Dave

    The only hard candies I liked as a kid were lemon drops and butterscotch. Now that I’m entering geezerhood, I don’t really care for them anymore. Closest I come to my grandparents keeping hard candy around is having a few sugar-free black cherry menthol cough drops handy to stave off winter throat tickles…

  3. 2 days ago on Diamond Lil

    Those Russians will do anything for a laugh.

    I have a book by a Russian physicist talking about all the craziness they had to deal with in the Soviet era, because the big shots kept buying into all sorts of crackpot nonsense.

    One example he gave of why they were committed to the space race in the 50s was that some loon (don’t think it was RFK jr) convinced the bosses that there were chunks of antimatter floating around in space, and the first nation to harness one would rule the world.

    The book was kind of funny when I read it in the 90s, but now it seems ominously like the shape of things to come here…

  4. 2 days ago on Crabgrass

    Coming up next time:

    Krampus: “I am your father, Randall. Join me, and we shall rule the North Pole.”

  5. 2 days ago on Brevity

    He got tired of being called Sled Bob Slushpants.

  6. 2 days ago on Monty

    No comments about Christmas Vacation and Clark Griswold? Too obvious? Fading from meme-dom already? Got to say, the lack of them is creeping me out a bit.

  7. 4 days ago on Basic Instructions

    Just think of all the dumb jokes we would have missed out on if ye olde astronomers had stuck to Roman mythology and called it Caelus instead of changing teams and going with Greek mythology for that one…

  8. 4 days ago on Cornered

    I haven’t seen mistletoe in decades. Even in high school, we’d joke about it, but we knew that if we put some up, it wouldn’t end well. The “Women’s Lib” vibe was still pretty strong at that point…“pow, right in the kisser” was more likely than “muchas smooches” as Hobbes would say.

  9. 5 days ago on Wallace the Brave

    Buy Sterling a James Brown box set. That will give him a nice collection…

  10. 6 days ago on Close to Home

    Playing “Toot, Whistle, Plunk and Boom” just like we did as kids…