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  1. about 6 hours ago on Calvin and Hobbes

    This reminds me of something that happened back in the ‘90s. I was a preschool teacher, and we had an outdoor picnic in the school’s biggest playground. One of the moms offered me a sub sandwich. She said her kids wouldn’t eat it because the bread got a little soggy. That sandwich was delicious! And let me tell you…if someone had offered me a sandwich just like that when I was a kid, there’s NO WAY I would have turned it down!

    Refusing to eat a sandwich because the bread’s a little soggy, or complaining about a sandwich because “the jelly had soaked into the bread”…really?!

  2. about 6 hours ago on Lio

    That is one ungrateful lobster! If it wasn’t for Lio, he would have been dinner!

  3. 1 day ago on Cleats

    If so, then apparently he DOES have to put on the red light!

  4. 1 day ago on The Boondocks

    If Riley had said, “And it never once resembled a Puffy (Diddy) party,” Huey could have answered, “LUCKY YOU!”

  5. 1 day ago on The Argyle Sweater

    She heard “Leppard” as “Lepers,” which is why she thought they had “disfiguring skin sores.” I took me a while to get it!

  6. 1 day ago on The Argyle Sweater

    She heard “Def Leppard” (the band) as “Deaf Lepers” as in “a group of men who are hard of hearing and have disfiguring skin sores.” I took me a while to get it!

  7. 2 days ago on Drabble

    Is peanut butter pie really a thing? I’ve never heard of it.

  8. 2 days ago on Tank McNamara

    Wemby taking 3-pointers also makes the other center have to come out to guard him, leaving the lane more open for his teammates.

  9. 2 days ago on Pearls Before Swine

    The main difference between then and now is the internet. The crap-talking yahoo in a bar in 1974 with just a handful of listeners is now the crap-talking yahoo on social media with a million followers.

  10. 3 days ago on Cornered

    I was going to say, “The Blair Witch B&B?”