Recent Comments

1. about 12 hours ago on Dick Tracy

   Ah, Carbon Lung. Better than Shampoo Banana, I guess.

2. about 12 hours ago on Dick Tracy

   MCU? Manchester United? Oh, you mean Major Crime Unit. I’m slower than Casemiro!

3. 8 days ago on Heart of the City

   My sister had an Easy Bake oven! We made little cakes with the heat of a light bulb.

4. 19 days ago on Texts From Mittens

   Her friend’s pootie can enjoy the wrapping.

5. about 1 month ago on Texts From Mittens

   Hoomans servant.

6. about 1 month ago on Breaking Cat News

   Check the local animal shelter! Sometimes Animal Control (La Migra) steals indoor/outdoor pets who are allowed to roam free.

7. about 2 months ago on Texts From Mittens

   Bruvver! Datty has wet legs for you to leek!

8. about 2 months ago on Texts From Mittens

   Magic Boy used to lick the shower water off of my legs. Drove my ex-fiancee nuts.

9. 3 months ago on Texts From Mittens

   Merry meet. All hail the Queen of the May!