Recent Comments

1. 1 day ago on The Born Loser

   Off we go into the bargain section. Running wild throughout the store. There is a clerk coming in our direction hurry shoppers’ stump on his face. There’s an item we can all fight over. Come on shoppers don’t delay. We will pull and pull till it all falls apart. Nothing can stop the shoppers today.

   Compliments to Mad Magazine. Sing to the tune of the Air Force hymn.

2. 1 day ago on The Born Loser

   Same here.

3. 1 day ago on The Born Loser

   Same here.

4. 1 day ago on The Middletons

   I worked for Montgomery Ward and had to break up fights because of people fighting for Cabbage Patch Kid dolls. One Person went to jail when she tried stealing an arm load of them.

5. 9 days ago on Pickles

   Get a bigger freezer.

6. 10 days ago on Pickles

   Good excuse to get new pants and sofa.

7. 12 days ago on The Flying McCoys

   I learned to read English with a Russian accent.

8. 12 days ago on The Flying McCoys

   Looks like normal cursive to me. I heard they don’t teach cursive in school anymore. That is my secret code for the younger generations.

9. 23 days ago on Calvin and Hobbes

   In the end we are all just plant food. Pushing up Daisies.

10. about 1 month ago on Pickles

    Ever see a Zucchini stuck up your cars exhaust pipe?