“It’s not rocket surgery” … Don Cherry was the first to say that, as I recall
Then there’s the song where “my truck died, my wife broke, and the dog left me”
How is pickleball scoring suspicious? Ok, I will admit it took me a little while to figure it out, saying three numbers every time you say the score, but it makes perfect sense now.
Good one. The Pittsburgh Penguin is the only penguin in the northern hemisphere (other than Galapagos, which is barely northern)
Pecan pie
That joke started many years ago, but isn’t relevant anymore. Rule changes and stiffer penalties have resulted in very few fights in hockey games now.
Me neither, no “u”. Those other guys must be in Canada or Britain, where their spellchecker would make the change…
Now I have an excuse for missing the mark – the new moon is to blame!
‘An appointment with a phlebotomist’ is code for ‘being attacked by a vampire’.
Did you mean February? His borrowing is worse than you thought!
“It’s not rocket surgery” … Don Cherry was the first to say that, as I recall