Recent Comments

1. about 7 hours ago on CowTown

   CHEFS! (Im still waiting for a snickers bar)

2. about 8 hours ago on Free Range

   dang you is a smart fella, I gotta looks that stuff up ta git tha jokes

3. about 8 hours ago on Geech

   Many years ago when the extended warranty was a new thing I went to go buy a 27" (huge at that time) TV that was on sale. The salesman was really trying to sell me on the warranty but I wasnt having it. We go to write out the sales ticket and he picks up a stack of paper and glances thru them and asks one last time “Are you sure you dont want the warranty? These are repair orders for that set”. I replied “well you’ve convinced me”. His eyes lit up as he says “Let me just add that to the ticket”. Me? “No, you convinced me I dont want to buy a TV here”, turned around and left!

4. about 8 hours ago on Harley

   I was expecting a different type of “accident”

5. about 9 hours ago on Looks Good on Paper

   tossing salad in the rear

6. about 11 hours ago on The Meaning of Lila

   she will hate him until she wants a coffee or a drink at the bar

7. about 11 hours ago on Mother Goose and Grimm

   he brought that one because its marked “one scythe fits all”

8. about 11 hours ago on Nothing is Not Something

   he misunderstood what the bride meant when he overhear her telling her bridesmaids she had got a good 8 inches the other night

9. about 12 hours ago on Ordinary Bill

   “like, for sure, like, and even like, turn my cap, like the right way”

10. about 12 hours ago on The Other Coast

    Im a little worried about that “action with animals” comment…