Sugar plum fairy, sugar plum fairy … I heard the news today, oh boy.
Honeybunch describes the basic problem with buying presents for adults.
Absolutely true. Hitler wrote himself that the National Socialists were so close ideologically to the Communists that the public couldn’t tell the difference. That’s why he adopted anti-Semitism as an official position.
That’s why every now and then you see a sock that didn’t make it, lying in the gutter.
Use a laser pointer
Did he run for beer, or stand still at his still?
Gumby?
Apparently he’s never seen the Three Stooges. A parrot is likely to climb into the turkey and walk around.
Ohio is a parallel universe?
I have a standard food item that I use to fill in the gap.
Sugar plum fairy, sugar plum fairy … I heard the news today, oh boy.