You just had to say it, didn’t you.
This is NOT a daisy.
Nigella Lawson does it for me.
Is there anything so absurd that someone, somewhere, won’t believe it?
As an aficionado of desert-island jokes, I give this an A+ rating, five out of five stars.
Dolly is a hoot! Gotta love her!
Was that supposed to be “People really do LOOK like their pets”?
You can’t spell ANALOGIES without ANAL.
A joke I’ve never seen before! I live for these moments!