Recent Comments

1. about 4 hours ago on Tom the Dancing Bug

   Can you say “Ermächtigungsgesetz“? No problemo, I do it all the time!

2. about 4 hours ago on Pearls Before Swine

   Or “boss”

3. about 4 hours ago on Fowl Language

   I heard someone say “Fantasy football is Dungeons & Dragons for guys who used to beat up kids for playing Dungeons & Dragons.”

   I’ve played a lot of D&D, and have never once been beaten up for it.

4. about 12 hours ago on Speed Bump

   You sure it wasn’t “Four Seasons Total Landscaping”?

5. about 12 hours ago on Aunty Acid

   I sort of kind of like the image. Maybe I’m the only one…

6. about 12 hours ago on Scary Gary

   I received a USB coffee cup warming pad (on which the cup would sit) as a white elephant gift at work once. Turned out it was given as a gift because it kept the coffee slightly warm but not pleasantly so.

7. about 12 hours ago on Luann

   It’s not much of a racial slur if no one knows about it.

   I had a wonderful Irish roommate named Patrick during my first year of college. I learned this joke from him:

   Q: What’s Irish and sits out in the rain?

   A: Paddy O’Furniture

8. 1 day ago on Ripley's Believe It or Not

   Are you familiar with Beethoven’s Last Movement?

9. 1 day ago on Ripley's Believe It or Not

   Akin to “a murder of crows”, I plan to start using the phrase “a concerto of Beethovens”

10. 1 day ago on Speed Bump

    Wow, I’ve lived my life thinking his name was Edwin Muskie