Not all evangelical preachers claim to be faith healers. But people tend to clump them all together, throwing in the snake handlers and those who speak in tongues.
True story: A woman performed my brother’s wedding ceremony in Albuquerque. The following day, my wife and I saw her working at the Rattlesnake Museum in Old Town. But I doubt she was a snake handler…
That’s at least three too many steps to take. If you’re that proud of your response, copy it, paste it here, and say “As I said yesterday, [witty statement]”
And “It’s the end of the world as we know it” REM