I was always nicer to those who admitted they knew little. Not the ones that knew a little but wanted to make you think they knew a lot. Was buying a phone several years back “Get Bluetooth!” “Don’t need it.” "You don’t know what it can do! " “Bluetooth? You mean IEEE 802.15? 9 meter wireless protocol?”
they do appear to have changed the labelling. The St. Joseph chewable low dose used to be called Aspirin for Children, Adults were not interested in quarter doses then, prophylactic aspirin was not a thing yet.
Why would she need mace? She’s a foot taller than he is.