Bless you my children. Made me laugh out loud. Save us all from “friends” who get their noses out of joint because you won’t “play”. I actually have a life.
A real treasure in nature with multiple valuable properties, the snail is an ancient beauty secret of the Mapuche women (indigenous tribe in the Andes in Chile), who use the snail’s mucus for its regenerative properties. They collect the snails, rinse them and then apply them directly to the skin. Studied by a team of Chilean researchers and doctors, the mucus of the Helix aspersa can now be found among the ingredients of numerous skin creams.
I vote for the Spook! Time traveling Wizard of Id! Yeah!