That cause turtle only take off shell for the ladies ;)
No, Turtles don’t like eat poop, and we knows better than to sniff awful stuff. We knows butts are better for the romance =P
Hmmmm, I wonder what the password is? Big Shirley? Get off My Lawn!? Slow Down!? Granny Bombardier?
Oh Travis you ole scamp you; you beehive now!
Maybe the bride of Frankenstein IS Beatrice’s mother. Frank left her when he came out of the closet and hooked up with Steve. Now she is a bitter old chain smoking alcoholic.
Somebody is jealous, and drooling at the thought of a good sniff.
Wow. Mrs. Claus must of had a fling with the Grinch or something.
Delivering pain and hardship. Best to buy stock in nightmares.
Is Aunt Caroline’s eyeball pickled or unpickled? Maybe she’s working on it and she’s only half way there. The Moonshine is nice this time of year.
Hey Alice. If you pretend you are a lawn ornament maybe Big Shirley won’t eat you.
That cause turtle only take off shell for the ladies ;)