And this little froggie went wee wee wee, all the way home…
Angels can fly because their hearts are as light as feathers, but if he asks you to pull his finger, don’t do it!
Little known fact and a fine example of life’s little paradoxes- Angel farts smell like Vlad’s toe jam, and devil dingleberries are as tasty as Swedish fish ( the candy, not the Surströmming.)
And Bob Dorough and De la Soul…
If you’ve outlived your warranty, you’re doin’ alright.
When he was born, the doctor turned him over and said, Oh look, twins!
Three is a magic number
Oozin’ and a bruisin’
Old fart charades
Hunger can make monsters out of the meek, but I don’t know how to explain the first urine juicer. Maybe the cold and dark northern winters make it hard to distinguish between teat or tinkler.
If you’ve lived long enough to complain about life, you’re doing alright.