Many people are only familiar with his poetry for children. Much of his other work is definitely NOT family-friendly. Indeed, even many who know ‘Billy Markham’ only know the first segment. The remaining four go past barroom language to reach (hilarious) levels of sexual obscenity and moral depravity.
3 cups chicken, 3 cups total of chopped celery, ccarrots apple, grapes, nuts. That’s 6 total cups of stuff, the perfect amount for an 8 ounce jar of Dukes mayo. Add a level tablespoon of curry powder and two teaspoons lime juice to the mayo, stir, and mix with the chopped stuff. As others have said, serve in a whole wheat pita.
“and the operator says ‘40 cents more for the next … three …minutes…’ "