Father O’Malley had to hear confessions the same day of the Notre Dame – USC game. Undaunted, he decided to stream the game on his phone with his earbuds, & no one would know the difference.
Leaving the church, a parishoner commented to another “I don’t think Father O’Malley was focused today.”
“Why not?” the other asked.
“Instead of granting absolution he gave me a 15-yard penalty!”
Not exactly the same thing, but getting my oil changed at a Jiffy Lube the tech showed me a filthy air filter that he said needed to be changed.
Except the one he showed me was not from my car. Which I knew because it was a completely different size & shape.