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Scott S Free

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  1. 15 days ago on Drabble

    Not exactly the same thing, but getting my oil changed at a Jiffy Lube the tech showed me a filthy air filter that he said needed to be changed.

    Except the one he showed me was not from my car. Which I knew because it was a completely different size & shape.

  2. 15 days ago on Drabble

    There are. By the diesel pumps.

    The long handles are so you can get at the windshield standing on the ground instead of mountaineering along the outside of the rig.

  3. 15 days ago on Calvin and Hobbes

    Fast forward 8 or 9 years & he’ll be begging her & others to date him!

  4. 15 days ago on Calvin and Hobbes

    Unfortunately that is a common practice in some countries. The lucky baby girls are adopted by the Americans, others have a sadder fate.

    Then years later all the young men wonder why there are no women for them to marry.

  5. 15 days ago on Andy Capp

    Those so-called “captive” cards like JC Penney’s, Kohls & others have the highest rates, in the range you cited.

    Visa & Mastercard have lower rates, a little to a lot lower.

  6. 18 days ago on Rose is Rose

    I would think that Corky has read that to Mimi many times himself. He should already know the ending.

  7. 18 days ago on Ripley's Believe It or Not

    How are you able to post a URL? It won’t let me do that.

  8. 18 days ago on Pearls Before Swine

    The problem with that approach is that you don’t know when that may be.

    You’re texting instead of watching where you’re going, you step off the curb & get pasted by the garbage truck, then what?

  9. 18 days ago on Pearls Before Swine

    Father O’Malley had to hear confessions the same day of the Notre Dame – USC game. Undaunted, he decided to stream the game on his phone with his earbuds, & no one would know the difference.

    Leaving the church, a parishoner commented to another “I don’t think Father O’Malley was focused today.”

    “Why not?” the other asked.

    “Instead of granting absolution he gave me a 15-yard penalty!”

  10. 18 days ago on Nancy Classics

    Heard on the radio recently that if Walmart & Kwik Trip had a baby it would be Buc-ee’s.