Richard's Poor Almanac by Richard Thompson for February 01, 2011
January 30, 2011
February 06, 2011
Transcript:
the official dictionary of the games of the winter olympiad voice: stop doing that! fauxlympian, n. a viewer who exhibits sudden and unearned expertise in a sport he or she had barely even heard of a week ago. voice: hey! he 540'd that 1080! voice #2: you suck! voice #3: boo! orff, v. (fr.c.orff, ger. composer, carmina burana, etc.) to skate to bombastic music. see also orffamongous, orffic, orffulagenous, etc. voice: she's really orffing. voice #2: she's orffal. voice #3: orff! exvictorate, v. to mock a winner's nationality and/or national anthem. voice: andorra?! where's that?! voice #2: this sounds like a pepsi jingle. voice #3: boo!
