Richard's Poor Almanac by Richard Thompson for April 25, 2015
by richard thompson jet taxi black box terminal insert tower here pancho barnes sofabeds to go checks cashed airplane parts outlet the ballast store raw dough care decorative succulent a midwesterner colicky infant member of congress, supreme court justice or other v.i.p. colicky pilot hat i can't see a thing hey! me neither get me a box or something i can see my house from here build your own new national airport! glue page to sturdy cardboard & color to taste. cut out pieces & assemble. arrange completed terminal in a realistic tableau & photograph. the most convincing photo submitted to this paper will be the object of careful scrutiny & much comment. member of congress, supreme court justice & other v.i.p. parking only his parking space
If you’re using a Windows computer, right-click the image, copy image, paste it into Paint (or any image editing program), rotate right 90 degrees. If you’re using an iFruit details might be a little different, but I’m sure you can do it.