Richard's Poor Almanac by Richard Thompson for September 14, 2015
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September 15, 2015
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richard's poor almanac by richard thompson easy wallpaper kit! pattern #3 - "sea nettle" relive those days spent on the chesapeake bay trying to avoid any contact with the water because of the damn jellyfish (ickythingamus smuckeri). just step into a room decorated in "sea nettle" and you'll break out in an itchy, sting-ing rash all over again! matching window treatments, linens, bathing suits, infant wear, car bras & dog sweaters are also available. follow these simple steps. it's so easy a spineless, viscid sea creature could do it! 1 cut out along dark line. place on copier. 2 enlarge to de-sired size. make plenty of copies. 3 using wheat paste, glue copies to wall in the usual manner. 4 color to match decor. yikes! where's the meat tenderizer?
On a summer trip to Chesapeake Bay, my cousin and I spent a day in the water smashing jellyfish to bits with stick. Only later did we realize that the smashed bits splashing up out of the water and on to our skin were still capable of stinging. The resulting agony didn’t occur until we were out of the water. Ouch!