Richard's Poor Almanac by Richard Thompson for August 28, 2017
Transcript:
sweeps week spectacular this week-right here in this almanac-someone is going to win one million dollars! then, right before your eyes, one of these people will marry a perfect stranger in this very almanac! finally, not all o these characters will survive to the end of this cartoon! who won't make it? oop: congratulations! $1,000,000 00000 woman: dearest! oop: you may now kiss the bride. smootch snap smash man 2: this is great! what happens next week? just stand... right... there...
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