Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for November 21, 2015
November 20, 2015
November 22, 2015
Transcript:
Man: Mac. This is Rip Haywiah, he's going to hang witchyah for yaw protection. Rip Haywire: Hiyah, Kid. Girl: It must be pretty serious if they sent a bruisah like you to protect me. Rip Haywire: What's got them all scared that they think you need protecting? Girl: Do you want me to staht with the cah bombs or the constant snipah attacks? Rip Haywire: Boy, isn't the holiday season just the best?
(♫) Car bombs tick, are you listening?In the panes, bullets glisten.A beautiful sight, we’re ducking tonightHere in Rip Haywire’s Wonderland… (♫)