An Englishman is hiking in Scotland and he pauses to drink from a stream.
A passing shepherd calls out, “Dinnae drink frae that, it’s all fulla coo p!ss an shite!”
The Englishman says to him in a cut-glass accent, “I’m terribly sorry, my good fellow, would you very much mind repeating that in the Queen’s English?”
And the shepherd says, “I’m terribly sorry sir, I was only asking if you would like to borrow this tin cup and get a proper drink?”
An Englishman is hiking in Scotland and he pauses to drink from a stream.
A passing shepherd calls out, “Dinnae drink frae that, it’s all fulla coo p!ss an shite!”
The Englishman says to him in a cut-glass accent, “I’m terribly sorry, my good fellow, would you very much mind repeating that in the Queen’s English?”
And the shepherd says, “I’m terribly sorry sir, I was only asking if you would like to borrow this tin cup and get a proper drink?”