Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal by Zach Weinersmith for February 05, 2015
I turned 9 today. I'm not quite sure I got everything I could of out of 8. It's a shame years are only a year long. You can't ever roll yourself up and your experience of them. Just for one year I'd like time to slow down. Maybe even stop. I'd like to be a character from peanuts, experiencing the age of 7 forever, exploring its every crevice and mining it's every treasure. But time goes quickest when you're happy. The only place where time stands still is an unlit dungeon. So you're saying I can either have a brief happy life for a long sad life? Pretty much. Now I'm depressed. Lucky you.