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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal by Zach Weinersmith for May 05, 2015
Augh! No! This is why people don't like creationists. Correlation does not imply casualty! Wait it doesn't? No. Wow. Am I actually getting through to you? This changes everything... Soon... Guess what everyone! Now we don't need correlation either! Creation science labs
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It’s true.Causation is only a bias introduced by observations tied to the arrow of time, which is decided by the movement of energy toward equality. Once freed of time and matter, causality becomes something else entirely, a matter of forces that shape events and create their interrelation as gravity creates an interrelation between bodies of matter.For instance, Curtis Mayfield is unlikely to have created today’s difficulties, but today’s difficulties may certainly have influenced Curtis Mayfield’s lyrics through the means of a mechanism presently unknown to us, or known only as a “curious coincidence”.