Savage Chickens by Doug Savage for August 11, 2015
How to cure your Arachnophobia using systematic Desensitization. Week 1: Talk about spiders Chicken: Why do they have to crawl around my home? Can't they stay outside?? Week 2: Look at pictures of spiders. Week 3: Be in the same room as a spider. Week 4: Get a little closer. Week 5: Get even closer. Week 6: Let the spider walk on your hand. Week 7: Let the spider walk on your face. Week 8: Put on a spider costume. Week 9: Live among the spiders. Week 10: Earn their trust. Spider: Hey guys! Want some dead flies? They're still twitching Baby spiders: Yay! Week 11: Subvert their culture from within. Spider: Hey guys! Instead of crawling around peoples houses, let's stay outside and enjoy the fresh air. Baby Spiders: Yay!