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Stuart Carlson for November 01, 2000
George W. Bush: Hi, I'm calling to urge you to vote for Ralph Nader! Y'know voting your concience is not throwing away your vote. It's time to end the two-party duopoly. After all, there's not a dime's worth of difference between the bozos who are the "major" candidates. Man: Gee, that makes sense. I'll keep that in mind at the polls. Thanks! George W. Bush: No problem!