Stuart Carlson for April 12, 2010

Transcript:

President Barack Obama: I just learned Justice Stevens is retiring and... Republican Elephant: I am adamantly opposed to your nominee, Mr. (Ms.). He She (check one) is obviously a) too inexperienced, b) too liberal, c) a socialist, d) a Nazi. To block him her, I will filibuster, fight to the death with crossbows, move to Costa Rica, all of the above.