Ted Rall for July 25, 2002
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July 27, 2002
Transcript:
In the middle of the night, a man creeps into a child's room. As silently as the pervert arrives, he takes his innocent prey with him. Little does he know, however, that this little victim has been implanted with KidJack the high-tech child protection device. (Woman: Ouch!) With seconds, a transponder signal notifies a stalleite that a kidjack client has left the confines of her safety perimeter. Thanks to an exclusive contract with the pentagon, a missile is fired at the driver's side of the kidnapper's car. Police return the child before her parents notice her absence! Kidjack: Essential protection for a dangerous world. (Woman: What about parents who can't afford kidjack?) (Man: They don't love their children.) Coming next: Rentjack tracks missing and divorced parents!
