Ted Rall for December 29, 2005
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Democrats have found a way to counter the republicans' traditional advantage on national security. (Man 1: Unlike those wimps, I'll keep you safe!) (Woman Bag it, war pimp! I'm a liberal democrat- and I lost 2 legs in Iraq!) Republicans are startled. (Man 2: It's true. Bitch has no legs.) (Man 3: Damn- what a gimmick!) After careful reflection, they parry in kind. (Man 4: We all admire the sacrifice of the democrats paraplegic candidate- but we should be twice as impressed by the G.O.Ps quadriplegic candidate!) Let the disability arms race begin. (Man: Meet our next democratic governor he's in a coma! Call and raise, suckas!)