The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for August 09, 2015
August 08, 2015
August 10, 2015
Transcript:
Blue cop: What could cause such a grave injury to that poor mother's back?
Tan cop: Stomping on a tack? Stooping on a plaque? Shlepping in a vac? I dunno- But somebody's gonna pay big-time for this.
Woman: Why?
When I was a kid it was fun trying to avoid the cracks in the sidewalk. Really messed up your stride.