The Elderberries by Corey Pandolph and Phil Frank and Joe Troise for September 25, 2021
Evelyn: Oh, look, Professor! My horoscope says, "More money is a possibility for you." Professor: Evelyn! I can't believe an intelligent woman like you would believe in astrology! Evelyn: What's that you're reading? Professor: The financial page, why? Evelyn: Give me that! "In 2006, you may find gold, energy and financial stocks attractive." Professor: That's not the same!