The Elderberries by Corey Pandolph and Phil Frank and Joe Troise for November 28, 2021
Transcript:
Man: Dusty Winters? Sure! He's in the rec room right now. Man: Mister Winters? James "Dusty" Winters? Dusty: That's me! Man: My name is Mr. Singer. I am here on behalf of an eccentric American multi-millionaire. Dusty: And who might that be? Man: I'm sorry, but he must remain anonymous. However, you've been chosen from among thousands of retired, low-income seniors to receive this most generous check. Dusty: Thirty-five bucks? Man: Well, my employer feels that too much generosity might make elders lazy. Evelyn: Could be the first trickle-down philanthropist, Dusty.
Try that “too much generosity” with me. I don’t think it’ll make me lazy, but I’ll risk it.