The Elderberries by Corey Pandolph and Phil Frank and Joe Troise for June 29, 2022
Nurse Ludmilla: Vhat is problem you are requesting help with, Miss Evelyn? Evelyn: I can't stop this holiday food binge! Ludmilla: Nurse Ludmilla to rescue! I can help. Hand me chocolate boxes! Evelyn: Sniffle! Okay... Ludmilla: Stand up! Good medical personage always have duct tape! Hold still! This is Miss Evelyn in two weeks! Evelyn: Thank you! I get the point. Ludmilla: Is form of shock treatment.