The Knight Life by Keith Knight for August 07, 2010
KK: Why did you sic the pitfalls on me?!! Dex: Bully camp always closes with the traditional running of the pitfalls!! KK: Dozens of dogs chased me, Through the streets to the cheers of locals and tourists alike! I could've been killed!! Dex: Sounds horrible!! Dex: So horrible that the arts commission gave me ten grand to make it an annual cultural event! KK: Im in!!